Mama noticed that Shelton had left his phone on the table when he went outside the other day. It’s how they communicate with one another, so she decided she would call him and let him know his phone was in the house.
… wait, it gets better…
Shelton didn’t answer the first time, so she called him a second time, during which time she realized she was calling the phone on the table.
A few minutes later Shelton came in. Mama was going to tell him what she’d done, so she said, “I tried to call you…” he cut her off and said, “I didn’t hear the phone ring.”